I think I’m getting old.
Exhibit A) The sneaky crow’s feet making an appearance around the corners of my eyes.
Exhibit B) The fact that I have started calling my boyfriend “my partner”.
Exhibit C) I can’t remember the last time I stepped foot inside a club. Or was in bed later than 1 o’clock, come to think of it.
But mainly, exhibit D) The fact that my hemlines have been slowly slinking lower and lower till my usual mini skirts have come to feel somewhat indecent by comparison.